Doof Mom

Danielle-Lee totally threw me (under the bus) with this award for me and my blog:

Like many good things, the award comes with a catch. A simple catch (not like marriage):  answer a few questions. The challenge:  be witty & interesting.  I’m sure I’ll fail miserably, but I’m a good sport, so here it is:

1. Where is your cell phone? charging
2. Your hair? ponytail
3. Your mother?  traveling
4. Your father? deceased
5. Your favorite food? carbs
6. Your dream last night? funny
7. Your favorite drink? chai tea latte
8.Your dream/goal?  Self-employed/work at home
9. What room are you in? bedroom
10. Your hobby? reading
11. Your fear? not reaching my dreams
12. Where do you want to be in 6 years?  the hell outta here
13. Where were you last night? in bed
14. Something you aren’t?  tactful
15. Muffins? yup, with tea
16. Wish list item? bigger house/smaller mortgage
17.Where did you grow up? SoCal
18. Last thing you did? complained
19.What are you wearing? work clothes
20. Your TV? big & flat (like my ass)
21.Your pets? pains in the butt
22. Your friends? funny
23. Your life? twisty
24. Your mood? crabby
25.Missing someone? sort of
26.Vehicle? I heart my car
27. Something you’re not wearing?  my glasses
28.Your favorite store? Amazon!
29.Your favorite color?  today, black
30. When was the last time you laughed? recently
31. Last time you cried?  a few months ago
32. Your best friend?  outgrew her
33. One place that you go over and over? Starbucks
34. One person who emails me regularly? my sister
35. Favorite place to eat? out

And hold your horses, ladies, for I hereby bestow this same toss under the bus award on the following blogs & bloggers, that I love:

Rock and Drool

One Fine Neurotic Mess

and

Paisley and Pretties