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	<title>Doof Mom</title>
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	<description>where trauma, drama and life collide</description>
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		<title>under the bus, yup, under the bus</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Danielle-Lee totally threw me (under the bus) with this award for me and my blog:

Like many good things, the award comes with a catch. A simple catch (not like marriage):  answer a few questions. The challenge:  be witty &#38; interesting.  I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;ll fail miserably, but I&#8217;m a good sport, so here it is:
1. Where [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Of dishes and cake</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;ve been a little bitchier than usual cranky lately. What with being the only income in the home and also being the only one who gives a shit does any housework whatsoever. So what this amounts to is I work all week and then work at home all weekend. And still try to have [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.doofmom.com/of-dishes-and-cake/</link>
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		<title>Dessert . . . Doof Style</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We went to a new buffet here in the desert &#8212; thanking my lucky stars it&#8217;s fabulous!  No more Hometown Buffet for the Doof Family!  Yay!
We ate until we were all S*T*U*F*F*E*D.  And then we had dessert . . . of a fashion anyway.  This is E&#8217;s plate:
Sometimes, I swear, I think he&#8217;s not my [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.doofmom.com/dessert-doof-style/</link>
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		<title>MMS is almost here for the iPhone!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s hard to believe just how excited I am that tomorrow &#8212; tomorrow, tomorrow,  I love you, tomorrow&#8211; my $300 iPhone will be able to do something every other cheap-ass $20 cell phone produced since 1987 can already easily do &#8212; send a friggin&#8217; picture via text message! I can&#8217;t wait! Is anyone else this [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.doofmom.com/mms-is-almost-here-for-iphone/</link>
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		<title>Crankiness for no good reason sucks</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been one of those days. Got up this morning with big plans for an outing with the family. That was promptly squashed by a major squabble with the Big D, complete with yelling &#38; cussing. Woa boy. Not a good scene.
The residual crankiness continues into the evening. I don&#8217;t know if it&#8217;s hormones, but [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.doofmom.com/crankiness-for-no-good-reason-sucks/</link>
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		<title>Rice&#8217;A&#039;Roni mishap</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;ve been trying to do better about cooking real meals lately. Tonight I made chicken breasts (which I seasoned with &#8212; as Mr. E so poetically put it &#8212; a bunch of stuff thrown in the pan), steamed veggies (broccoli &#38; cauliflower) and Rice&#8217;A'Roni, Rice Pilaf flavor. (Yeah, yeah, I know, technically boxed Rice&#8217;A'Roni [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.doofmom.com/rice-misha/</link>
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		<title>Of Texts and Common Sense</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A portion of an exchange between the DoofMom and the Dad:
DoofMom:  Why shouldn&#8217;t an eleven year old boy have a cell phone? I think he should have one &#8212; he&#8217;s going into 7th grade and he&#8217;s responsible.
the Dad:  hrmph
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So after school today, Jare and I had this text message exchange:
Jare:  Hi Mom.
DoofMom:  Hi honey. How [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.doofmom.com/of-texts-and-common-sens/</link>
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		<title>New use for dryer sheet . . .</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So we’re sitting in the living room watching TV and Jare comes down the hall and announces:
“If you put a dryer sheet in your pants and fart through it, it smells good.”
Good to know, Jare. Good to know.
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		<link>http://www.doofmom.com/use-for-dryer-sheet/</link>
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		<title>Commitments</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Dad and I have both been a little lax on follow through lately. We called each other on it and made a mutual vow to do what we say and say what we will do.
A few days later, I overhead DH on the phone with his mother:
The Dad:     I told you I&#8217;d call before [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.doofmom.com/commitments/</link>
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		<title>What a girl won&#8217;t do to get a new dog</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Did you notice my absence? My friggin&#8217; modem died. The web has been giving my grief for the last few weeks, culminating in my being unable to load / log on to most websites and then nothing. At all. Talk about your tortuous way to recognize your internet addiction. But I&#8217;m all better now . [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.doofmom.com/what-a-girl-wont-do-to-get-a-new-dog/</link>
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