Of Texts and Common Sense

A portion of an exchange between the DoofMom and the Dad:
DoofMom:  Why shouldn’t an eleven year old boy have a cell phone? I think he should have one — he’s going into 7th grade and he’s responsible.
the Dad:  hrmph
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So after school today, Jare and I had this text message exchange:
Jare:  Hi Mom.
DoofMom:  Hi honey. How [...]