Doof Mom

The Dad and I have both been a little lax on follow through lately. We called each other on it and made a mutual vow to do what we say and say what we will do.
A few days later, I overhead DH on the phone with his mother:
The Dad:     I told you I’d call before [...]

Did you notice my absence? My friggin’ modem died. The web has been giving my grief for the last few weeks, culminating in my being unable to load / log on to most websites and then nothing. At all. Talk about your tortuous way to recognize your internet addiction. But I’m all better now . [...]